Monday, December 31, 2007

Adios 2007...

The things I'll remember most about 2007:

Anna Nicole's death

My trip to Disneyland with my boyfriend

The Justin Timberlake concert and getting into a fight with the gay guy.

Drunk musical chairs at my company's holiday party

Out for James bday at Valley Ho.. we were faded!!

Jamie J leaving us to move to LA

Gondola Ride with my man... Romantic

Barcelona's for Tina's bday

Aaron's 30th bday party @ 202 Sushi

Jay-Z concert

Fainting at the Jay-Z Concert

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggo

Jay-Z's Kingdom Come CD

Jennifer Lopez is finally Prego!

Gay Clubs Rule All

Winning Tix to See Jay-Z in LA

The things I'll miss most about 2007

Veronica Mars

Good Friday's even though I didn't go as often as I should have.

The things I can't wait to leave behind in 2007..

Soulja boi

Sean Kingston

My debt/ financial crap!

My Fat... time to get fit!

Brit Brit's Vagina

A shot at love with Tila Tequila... that show was horrible!

Things I'm looking forward to in 08:

1. Paying off more, if not, all of my debt

2. Buying a new car

3. Going on a vacation with my boyfriend.. Sandals, here we come!

4. Going back to school.

5. Getting back into the gym, hardcore.

6. Getting back into yoga... I miss it like crazy

7. finding a hobby... something, anything.

8. Volunteering more.. not just donating money. Which of course if great, but I want to get involved more.

9. Spending more time with my man... I love being in his company.

10. Dominic's and Shawn's 30th Bday Parties

11. My 30th birthday party! It's going to be bananas!

12. Spending more time with Chino, Marie, Junior and new baby.. since they've moved back to AZ.

13. My neice... this will be my first neice.. can't wait! Hurry up Bailey!

Monday, December 3, 2007

Kid Sister

If you've never heard of Kid Sister before, here's your chance. I absolutely CAN'T wait for her cd to drop. LOLing at the dude (fingers) who's doing the worm. Muah!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Brit Brit before she was crazy

Here are a couple throw back VMA performances by Britney Spears.. you know, before she went all drug induced! Before she was a lost soul. Before she was mentally
ca-razy! I just want to hug the poor girl and tell her it will be alright. I kinda feel for her. I've been there... in the place where you feel like you're taking on the world by yourself and nobody is in your corner. I snapped out of it, and damnit Brit, so should you. Ok, so here are some of my favorite performances!

And this one has Brit and NSYNC together! Oh how I loved me some NSYNC. Lol. Don't front like they weren't the best (white) boy band out since New Kids!

Now this is just straight NSYNC.. they always knew how to put on a show! Watch Lance... he had no rythm at all, poor sap! Gotta love him!

Nsync - Bye Bye Bye - MTV VMA's 2000

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I heart Snoop Dogg...

This video for his new song Sexual Eruption is gangster! Ha! Oh, since we're watching the "clean version", it's not Sexual Eruption, but Sensual Seduction!

Playboy has some explaining to do...

It's no surprise that I think Kim Kardashian is a gorgeous woman. So naturally I was looking forward to the December Playboy issue, with Kim on the cover. I've already seen the sex tape (with scary ass Ray J looking all creepy in it), so the playboy shoot would be nothing in comparison. Now I'm addicted to the E Channels, The Girls Next Door which follows Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends around. And for the past three years, I've watched as Hugh works his playboy magic when it comes to putting an issue out. He is very meticulous in his work and he looks at everything under a microscope. Which of course has contributed to his success. With that, I ask you, what the hell was Hugh and the rest of the playboy staff thinking when they released the December issue with Kim on it? Shit is horendous. The cover is mediocre, and that's actually the best part of the magazine. Her photo spread inside the mag looks all fuzzy and unprofessionaly done. Going back to the Girls Next Door show, I've witnessed Holly being on the set of the photo shoots and helping the girls out as well as putting her opions in on how to make the shoot better. And every shoot she's done, has come out great. So where was Holly? I know she was there. Not only is Hugh slippin, but Holly is as well. Kim looked horrible in the pics and I didn't think that was possible. Instead of Kim having "bedroom" eyes, the girl looked cross-eyed! In one of the pics, you can see her goosebumps and peach fuzz on her bumm! Don't they have photo editors to take that out? If they can make Britney Spears look half decent on her album cover, than they can edit goosebumps off of Kim. I'm wondering if this is some cruel joke being played on Kim. Did Ray J set this up? Is he behind the bad photo shoot? Or is it just time for Hef to retire? I'm sorry puffin, but I want my money back! Not only did I buy myself a magazine, but I bought 3 others to give as Christmas gifts and puffin, you ruined my gift giving. I want my money back.. and pronto!!!!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A Shot w/ Tila Tequila

I don't really watch this show. I've caught a few eps, but never watched a full episode in its entirety.. but a friend sent this to me. This fight was a thousand times better than Pumkin and New York!!!! HAHAHHA. Why did ol' girl sound like a cat after the guys pulled her off?!! Shit is classic!

More Hova

I had such a good time at the Jay-Z concert that I want all of you to experience it as well. Here's more Jay from the American Gangster Tour @ the House of Blues!

This is one of his freestyles...

Thursday, November 8, 2007

It's the ROC!!!

And the winner is...

I was lucky enough to win tickets to go see Jay-Z at the House of Blues for the American Gangster Tour. Jay is only doing a 5 city tour, so I was so fortunate to be able to see him. I had been trying to win tickets all week. I kept calling every day and every day it seemed as though I would get closer and closer to being the right caller (number 98). Thursday, I ended up being caller 89... so close, yet so far. It was weird, I had a dream Thursday night that I was going to win the tickets, and sure enough, Friday rolled around, and it was the last day for the contest. I heard Jay-Z make his announcement to call in and my little fingers did some major dialing. I was number 16, 36, 60, and 71. After I heard, "you're caller 71", I thought I was dunzo, until by some miracle, the line started ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing... and then I heard, "Power"... now this was different; she never answered with Power before, she always just said, "you're caller so and so", but this time was different, she said, "Power".. so I did my little schpill and what-do-you-know, I was caller 98!!!! Yay for me! While on the phone with her, I text my boyfriend, "Pack your bags. I won!!!!".. lets just say he was as estatic as was I. So this begins my one day journey to see Hova himself!

LA Here we come!!!

So my boyfriend and I get to the airport to find out our flight had been cancelled. Luckily, we were able to get on the next flight which was only an hour later. Unfortunately for us, the record label we won the tix from didn't include transportation with the contest. So it was up to my boyfriend and I to get from LAX to the hotel. We were going to cab it since the airport was only 15 mins from the hotel. BUT, come to find out, it would cost us about $50! Hell nah I wasn't going to pay that. That was madness! So instead, we just jumped in one of those Super Shuttles. You know the big blue vans where you share with other passengers?! It was $16 per person. A little more reasonable than $50! So we decided to do that. We had one of the craziest drivers ever!!!! He kept reading and texting while he was driving! Ugh, pay attention to the road, butthole! We finally made it to the hotel in one piece. Our hotel was actually very cute and quaint. It was in a residential area! We were the only winners of the contest that wasn't staying at the Hyatt across the street from the House of Blues (where Jay would be performing). But I kind of liked it that way. My boyfriend and I were on a small vaca. So nice to be away from the city (of Phx).

While in the hotel, my man gets on the phone with a friend of ours and starts talking about cars. I didn't want to be "that" girl, but um, hello, we're on vacation... STOP TALKING ABOUT CARS AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! ... LMAO! Anyway, we got some food and just chilled out until the show.

It's showtime!

after our $10 taxi ride from the hotel to the House of Blues, we get out of the cab to a line wrapped around the building. Ugh, this was going to take forever for us to get into the HOB. We still didn't even have our tickets yet. We walked down a steap ass hill after asking someone where will call was, to only find out, will call had no idea where my tickets were. The lady running will call radio'd in to another person whom also said they had no tickets under my name. The lady at will call suggested we go back up the steap ass hill to the record exec will call line. We did as she suggested and hiked back up the hill past the growing crowd of Jay-Z fans. We get to the will call line, but have to wait another 15 minutes for them to open. As my boyfriend and I are standing there waiting, minding our own business, this short, bald, loser who thinks because he works at a record label he's some sort of record exec stands right in front of my boyfriend, literally inches from my mans face and starts yelling for one of his homeboys. I mean, I bet my boyfriend could feel the guys nasty hot ass breath on him. Now my man has more patience than I do, because I was ready to slap the taste out of dudes mouth. What the fuck is wrong with people? Have they never heard of personal space before? We're still waiting for the record label will call to open and the jackass that was screaming in my boyfriends face finally rounded up his posse and went up to the bouncer and asked him about getting in like he was some special celebrity. Dude slipt the bouncer some money I guess to try and look cool. who knows?!!? Anywho, the bouncer was like, "yo, you'll have to wait until the doors open." Muahh Muahhh Muahhh! I guess you're not as important as you thought you were dude. Ol' boy turned to his friends and said, "if it was any other night, we would get right in, but this night is a little caotic, so we have to wait a minute." Now, that shit was hilarious!!! Dude thought he was something important. I think that was the funniest shit all night!!!!

We finally got into the House of blues and found (what I thought) would be a good spot to watch the show. We were by the bar which was purched higher than the ground level of the venue. So I thought, we could see over the crowd. It wasn't too bad until everyone had the same idea as I did... it got hella crowded by the bar, but I guess it was still better than standing on the floor level in the "mosh pit". Oh, while we were waiting, the dj was spinnin tunes, and the other funniest shit I saw that night was when the dj threw on, Soulja Boys, Crank That, and the crowd started booing the shit out of the song!!! Why would a dj play that crap when you're at a Jay-Z concert?! Just because they're both "rap" doesn't mean they're the same thing damnit!

It's Hovy Baby!

We thought Jay was supposed to come on at 9pm, but he didn't get on stage until 10:30... I had been standing in my brand new heels from 7.. my little piggies were HURTING!!! But I was gonna have to suffer thru the pain because Jay was about to begin! Jay came out and the crowd went wild. It was craziness to see Jay. I've seen him before, but never like this. It was at a small venue so it was much more intimate. I kept looking over at my boyfriend and watching his face and watching him get sooo into Jay. He was going lyric for lyric with Jay. When Jay would pause, my boyfriend knew to pause too. It was crazy to see all the fans throwing their ROC signs in the air.. or their fists pounding in unison to the beat of the song. These fans were on some other shit that I've only seen with Prince fans. This admiration for Jay wasn't on some homo-stalker type shit. This was some admiration for Jay's passion and jay's struggle. I just kept stopping and looking at the crowd watching everyone. During Big Pimpin, Jay started out with maybe one lyric and the audience finished the rest of the song without Jay. Jay just stood on stage watching the crowd recite his song. I've been to other concerts where the artist would do that, but halfway thru the song, the audience would forget a few lyrics and kind of mumble words until the hook came on and they would all shout it. But not this crowd, this crowd new every line to Big Pimpin all the way through to the end. Shit was amazing to watch. It must be a great feeling for Jay. I'm so happy I was able to experience this with my boyfriend. I loved watching my man have such a good time! Jay brought Memphis Bleek, Freeway, Beanie Sigel, Diddy, and Jermaine Dupri all made a special appearance on stage. Although I was hoping for Nas and Pharrell to come out, but neither of them did.. Boooo!!!!

We all fall down!

I was standing next to some people from Phoenix who also won the tickets. We were all standing together when I look back and see one of the girls has fainted. Her boyfriend had a look of horror on his face as he was trying to hold her up. There was another girl standing there and we were all trying to fan the girl off who had fainted. The bartender was filling a towel with ice and putting it on her neck trying to cool her off. The bouncers finally got to the girl after nearly 5 minutes. Poor girl was lying on the floor. The bouncers took her outside.

My boyfriend was wearing this hoodie and he was sweating majorly, so I was worried he was going to get too hot and pass out too. I kept telling him to take his jacket off, but he just gave me a dirty look and told me to watch the show. Lol. I guess I'm not supposed to talk during a Jay concert. My fault. Lol. Well with all the smoke (cigs and funny cigs) that was filling the air and all the people and the fact that HOB didn't turn on the air started to make me feel a little sick and cluastrophobic, my body was telling me something wasn't right. I kept trying to get fresh air, but in there, no such luck. I looked at my boyfriend and told him I didn't feel too good. He told me to get some water. So I went to the bar and the bartender was tending to other people and the urge for water was growing rapidly. Like I needed a glass of water and I needed it NOW. I finally got my glass of water and started drinking it, but it wasn't helping. I started to get dizzy and it was like I wasn't in my own body. It was weird. By this time, my boyfriend turned and walked to me, and I told him, I don't feel good, I think I'm going to pass out. And sure enough, I fainted.... well not full on faint, but I was very disoriented. I remember hearing my boyfriend tell me "wake up, wake up". I think I said ok or something like that. But I recall kinda falling again, and he caught me. I looked at him and said something like, "catch me, I'm about to faint".. my body was telling me that I was about to blackout. It was crazy.. it was like giving me a warning. And sure enough, I totally fainted/blackedout! I don't remember anything. I guess during all of this, my boyfriend was holding all my stuff and trying to keep me from falling on the ground. One of the guys I had been standing next to came over to help my boyfriend, and they were both trying to hold me up. But of course I was just dead weight. The bouncers finally came and took me outside. On our way outside is when I started coming through. I could hear people saying they had my stuff and the bouncers telling someone to get water. When I went outside, they sat me next to the girl who had fainted right before me. Hahahaha! Her boyfriend was like, "I saw all the bouncers running in, I thought there was a fight."... oh no, it was just me! I drank water and the cold air made me feel so much better. After a few minutes, I got my self together and went back inside to finish the show. But this time, I stayed in the back away from the crowd! Ha!

Even though the night had its ups and downs, it was one of the best times I've had. I loved the show, I loved the experience, I loved the company I was with! I would do it all over in a heartbeat! Fainting and all. Lol!

Congratulations Jenny from the Block & Skeletor!

Jennifer Lopez and husband, Marc Anthony, FINALLY confirmed their first child together!

Monday, November 5, 2007

I heart Jake Ryan

I have the greatest boyfriend in the world and would be lost without him. But I still heart this feeling of when you first talk to the boy that you have crush on

Friday, November 2, 2007

You lying bitch!!!

This was the funniest Ugly Betty yet!!!!


I had to put this on here because of my husband, Reggie Bush. I need to thank his parents for making such a fine creature. Hopefully for being as hot as he is, he doesn't have stank breath

My favorite Madonna song and video of all time!

For some reason this song forever stands out in my mind. Brings me back to my childhood.

I'm a QUITER!!!

So I went almost 3 days on the detox diet before giving up! There were too many temptations in my way. I couldn't do it. :(

I'm going to try and start it again this coming Monday. Where there won't be potlucks and free lunches at my job. Halloween and all the candy and goodies that come with it will be a thing of the past and I will not be so tempted to stuff my face. Hopefully I'll be stronger this time.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Detox Diet

A few weeks back I was watching an episode of L.A Ink; Kat Von D and Kim, or was it Hannah? Either way, they started this detox/fast diet that's supposed to last for 10 days and all you drink is this homemade "lemonade" drink. I've always wanted to do a cleansing and rid my body of all the pollution that I take in everyday from food, dust, smoke, alcohol, and the hormones in the chicken I eat. I thought this would be a great way to get my body back into a healthy state. Not only does this diet release all the bad toxins you've accumulated over the years, but it also cleanses you out. Cleans out your kidneys, your intestines, your colon, etc.

The purpose of this diet is to:
To dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that has formed in any part of the body.
To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.
To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.
To eliminate all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles.
To relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.
To build a healthy blood stream.
The Lemonade diet has also been referred to as the Beyonce diet. Beyonce and the cast of Dream Girls were on Oprah when Dream Girls was being released and Beyonce told everyone in order to prepare for this part, she went on this diet and lost 20 pounds. This diet is supposed to be a detoxing of your organs, but shoot, losing 20 pounds on top of that, is a plus.

I plan on doing the detox for 10 days, maybe even 14. But you can go from 10 days to 40 days if need be. The 40 days are for very extreme cases.

This is what I have to drink every day.... all day.... nothing else. Well, you can have water. But that's it!

· 2 Tbsp lemon or lime juice (approx. 1/2 lemon)
· 2 Tbsp genuine maple syrup (not maple flavored sugar syrup) (I got mine at Trader Joes, it should be Grade B)
· 1/10 Tsp cayenne pepper (red pepper) or to taste
· Water, medium hot (spring or purified water)
Combine the juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper in a 10 oz. glass and fill with medium hot water.
(Cold water may be used if preferred.) Use fresh lemons or limes only, never canned lemon or limejuice nor frozen lemonade or frozen juice. Use organic lemons when possible.

If you want to make more than one glass at a time, do this:

(This is what I did) This is the equivalent of taking an empty gallon water jug and filling it with:
The juice of 5 lemons
1 1/4 cup of organic Grade B maple syrup (I'm going to use less syrup now though, it was too much for me)
1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
10 cups of water
Shake it all up and you got your days’ serving! Make sure to not drink it all in the morning or all at night. Spread it out throughout the day.

Salt Water Flush: Upon rising, drink a mixture of this - it says not to leave your house for an hour to an hour and a half after you do this because you will regret it. Lol. I guess it does what it says it FLUSHES you out.
· 2 level teaspoons of unionized sea salt to a…
· quart of lukewarm water

Each evening drink an herbal laxative tea to help with elimination - preferably right before bed. (I found it at Albertsons) it's the same one that comes with the kit if you were to buy the lemonade diet online. It should start working 8-12 hours
That’s it! Do that for at least ten days for a complete intestinal cleanse.
Here's the link to the website if you want to look for yourself. I looked in the FAQ section, which helped me understand the whole thing better. Like you can drink a lot of water throughout the day. And you don't need to take daily vitamins, etc. Also, make sure to read when you come off the diet. You can't just eat normal food right away; you have to come off the diet slowly.

Ok, now that you know a little about the detox diet, let me tell you about my day yesterday!

Day before the diet started:
I ran around town like a crazy woman, trying to buy the tea, the sea salt, the lemons, the Organic syrup, the water, and Cayenne pepper. I went to 4 different places to find a juicer, but do you think I found one? Noooo! Target wanted $10 for a juicer... seriously?!? Um, how about no, I'm not paying that. Especially after I spent $6 on tea and $6 for syrup. Geez! So, that night, my boyfriend helped me squeeze all the lemons to make fresh lemon juice. I made the concoction and let it sit in the fridge overnight to get cold.

Day 1 - the diet starts:
I decided to start the diet on a day we were having a potluck at work. I know, stupid right? But in my defense, I thought if I could get through the day even with all the temptation of yummy goodness around me with all the food, than I could get through the next 10 days. Sure enough, I was able to get through the first day. In the morning, I was craving my usual cup of coffee, but alas I got through that and actually wasn't even hungry. When the potluck started, there was a part of me that wanted to throw in the towel, but I kept chugging away at my juice, and to my amazement, I wasn't even hungry.

I was extremely proud of myself, I was able to resist the temptation and stick to the diet. I continued drinking the juice without skipping a beat. It wasn't until I was on my way home from work that I started thinking about Fettuccini Alfredo, and chicken nuggets, and soup. Oh how I wanted some ice cream. After work everyday, I always think about what's for dinner. And I'll go home and start cooking, but today was going to be different, what was I going to do now? I got home and did the dishes... and it only took 5 minutes. Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my night? I decided to jump into bed and watch a movie. That should take my mind off food right? WRONG!!! I was still thinking about alfredo..with that creamy Parmesan sauce. Mmmm! Again, I wanted to throw in the towel and race over to Olive Garden! But I toughened up and drank more of my juice.

It was time to drink the laxative tea. Eeek! I'm not a big tea drinker, and this is gonna have to make me rush to the bathroom, something I'm definitely not looking forward to. Oh I forgot to mention, see I live with my boyfriend and I told him that I don't poop. I tell him that I'm the only girl in history who doesn't need to poop. Although he knows better, I think he even started believing me at one point. HA HA! I know it's human nature and all that, but ewwww! So, now I'm trying to figure out, how am I going to be able to use the restroom without him knowing!? Oh well, I'll figure that out when the time comes, right now, I just have to figure out how to drink this tea. To my amazement, the tea isn't bad at all. It tastes like warm water with a hint of licorice. I downed it. I was happy to be drinking something other than lemonade. My boyfriend was smiling from ear to ear at me drinking my tea, because he knew sooner or later I was going to have to use the bathroom and go number 2 and he would be there. He said, "I'm going to sit in front of the door, Indian style, reading you a book.".. Muahhh. That was hilarious. Thank goodness I didn't have to go that night. The tea said it would take 8-12 hours to start working.

My boyfriend left to go get some food... he came back with Carl’s Jr. The bastard! He did eat it in the living room while I was in the bedroom, but I so wanted to run out there and beat his ass and take his fries. I gave up beef and pork a week and a half ago, so I couldn't eat his burger even if I wasn't on this diet, but I was, so no fries either. I did lean down and kiss his lips after he popped a french fry in it. I could taste the salt and oil. Mmmmm! The night was almost up and I had survived my first day. Way to go me!!!!! Pat on my back!

Day 2:

I awoke at 5am so that I could do the salt-water flush. I couldn't believe I actually woke up. I stumbled to the kitchen half asleep trying to not wake my boyfriend. I found the salt and the directions. Ok, so I need 2 teaspoons of sea salt to a quart of water. Damn it, how many cups in a quart? I suck at math. Ugh. My sidekick has all that crap on it, but I didn't want to tip toe back into the room to try and find it, or wake my man up. So I decided to guess... BIG MISTAKE!!! I did about a cup and a half of water with the 2 teaspoons of sea salt. I now know, that wasn't enough water. 1 quart is equivalent to 4 cups of water. So, I was drinking pure salt pretty much with a little bit of water. The first drink wasn't too bad. I think I was still half asleep. But the second sip and the third and fourth was horrible. I started gagging. Lets just say I didn't finish the salt-water flush. I figured I would do it tomorrow morning when I knew exactly how many cups it a quart. lol. I crawled back to bed and my brain started hurting. Lol. I think I was starting to get dehydrated with all the damn salt I consumed, so I had to tip toe back and drink a large glass of water. Nothing happened to me this morning, I didn't get "flushed" out like the directions told me I would, but that's probably because I didn't drink the salt-water flush the correct way. I'll do that tomorrow morning.

I got to work and drank my lemonade for breakfast and I keep sipping it to get me through the day. So far, so good, I'm a little hungry, but maybe that's because I need to drink more lemonade. The diet says if I can make it past the third day, I'm in the clear.. I'll be able to do the whole thing. So, it's day 2.... I just need to make it one more day.

I'll check back with you kids later! ...

Ok, it's 3:45 and I feel like dying! My head won't stop pounding because of the no caffeine for two days. I want a damn meal! Why did one of my co-workers bring in donut holes. Mmm, I like donut holes. Oh and I had to judge a Halloween costume contest for the people that work upstairs from my company. They rewarded the judges with a gift card to Starbucks and Cold Stone Creamery. Two of my favorite places ever! I need some encouragement. I really want to throw in the towel.

I just keep telling myself if I can make it to day 4, I'll be ok. I just have to get through tonight and tomorrow.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Back in the day...

So the boyfriend and I were up around midnight the other night (no, not making out), and we couldn't stop laughing and remembering our youth. We sat there giggling like we were kids, talking about everything that put smiles on our faces when we were youngins...

Like the pop-a-point pencils. Remember those?

Fun dip... Ugh, I hated the stick though. So gross!

Smell good erasers.

Growing up in Cali, they always had book fairs right around the holidays. And they always had homemade stuff, like pencils with a red nose and antlers.. or stickers, etc. I remember I would always buy my moms present there. Hahaha! The craft fair would usually be in one of the mobile classrooms.

Or do you remember those scholastic books forms? Where you can order all kinds of books, stickers, madlibs, etc?

I remember when I was in kindergarten, and we had recess, they had a tricycle "raceway" with stop signs and lights. I remember always racing everyone so I could be the first person to ride the tricycle.

Oh oh oh, remember Garbage Pail Kids!

Do you remember track and field day?

Or the turkey trot.

Playing redrover, kickball, dodgeball, and four square.

What about You Can't do that on Television... and getting slimmed when you said "I don't know"

Highlighter magazines!
Scented Markers

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Just like Vibe Magazines top 20, this is mine...

1. I'm all for a little slang here and there. Albeit, I use it quite frequently, I'll occasionally drop the letter g from the end of a word to make it a little more poppin'! But hot damn to the fools who write like they've never attended a school in their lifetime. I'm so tired of seeing comments on people’s pages that say, "wuts gud wit u?" or "Kewl dawg". Ugh. I'm so over it. And most of this is coming from grown ass adults, which should know better. Aren't you embarrassed? Actually, most of the people that do this are quite intelligent, so I don't understand why they want to lower themselves!

2. And seriously, who said sunglasses at night or in the club was cool? It's not cool. It's more like, EMBARRASSING!

3. Does anyone really care about Akon?

4. Does anyone really care about T-Pain?

5. What happened to Heavy D?

6. Why is VH1 more hip-hop than MTV and BET?

7. Speaking of VH1, did ya'll catch the Hip Hop Honors this year? Was Busta not the shit? I thought he was gonna come out the TV, rarr rarr like a dungeon dragon!

8. When is VH1 going to honor Jay?

9. How dope would it be if Nas did all Jay songs?

10. Does anyone else want Derwin and Melanie back together on the game?

11. Is anyone besides me over their sidekick?

12. Does anyone else mix up Barack Obama with Barack Osama? Oh, it's just me?!

13. How funny are the Sonic commercials with ol' boy??

14. When people are on blogs asking a question, make sure you know wtf you're talking about! Like, there was an Entourage discussion going on (I wasn't trying to discuss entourage, I was researching a shirt) and there was a shirt that Turtle was wearing of Jay-Z, everyone in the discussion was asking where they could cop that Kanye shirt. Or that biggie shirt! Son of a bitch, don't ask where you can get it, if you don't even know who was on it!

15. Is anyone else tired of hearing about racism? I thought we lived in the UNITED states!

16. Filipinos have been around for many, many years now, why is it people are just now discovering us?

17. Did everyone catch the Filipino prisoners dancing to Michael Jacksons Thriller? Did ya'll catch they were all rockin' flip flops? Muahh!

18. Is everyone over my Sweet Sixteen like I am?!

19. Shouldn't Ja Rule and DMX should just give up hip hop?

20. Bobby Brown is attempting to do Country Music!

Ok, the last question wasn't necessarily a question, but shit is just funny!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

These two need their own show.

Once Entourage ends, Ari and Lloyd need a show together..these two crack me the hell up!

Ari Gold for President!

I heart Ari Gold.

The Game

I was obsessed with the show Girlfriends on the WB network, which of course you know, is now CW. Ever since they lost Toni from the show, it hasn't been the same. The drama is gone, and so is me connecting to the women and all the scenarios they have been in. I still watch the show, but am not as into it as I once was. But now, there's a show that I absolutely L-O-V-E and that's, The Game. It's a spinoff of Girlfriends. Joans cousin is Melanie (Tia Mowery) one of the stars of the show. Melanie follows her pro football player boyfriend, Derwin, to San Diego as he tries to rise to fame. When the show first premiered it was his first season in the league and it went on to show the trials and tribulations of a relationship when one of them is a celebrity. All the temptations from women and so forth. Of course, Derwin (played by Pooch Hall, whom I absolutely love) gives into temptation and has sex with a music singer. Derwins girl, Melanie, over hears, and from the clip above, you can tell she's hella pissed off. If you haven't seen an episode of this, you need to go rent the first season and catch up! This is definitely my favorite show right now! Hurry up Monday.... I can't wait to watch the new ep! Oh, and my man is into it too. He and I argue over Derwin and Melanie.. hahaha!

Speaking of Kardashians...

How scary is Khloe? Or is it Kourtney? Anyway, the one that looks like Chyna Doll. She's pretty hardcore. Eeek! I wouldn't want to be on her bad side.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim is lucky she has a fat ass and pretty face, because her personality is pretty BLAH!!! My boyfriend is the one who was first obsessed with her and then, somehow, I followed suit. And yes, I have seen the infamous sex tape. That too was pretty boring! Yawn-fest!

If anyone watched the new show on E, can you tell me where was Brody Jenner for his dad's wedding anniversary? Was he too busy chasing Lauren to be there? And why isn't he apart of the show? That's so random to me. I mean, he is family. Whether or not, he and Kim are step-siblings, they're still siblings nonetheless. Oh, and the young sister, dude, who taught her to swing from a stripper pole like that? I'm a little grossed out! She needs to be in school or playing with barbies or something!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Happy Birthday, Babes!

It's my boyfriends birthday today! I'm leaving work early, yes to go get the new JLO cd, but most importantly to go to the grocery store to buy some food, so I can make a romantic dinner. Mmmm. I don't know exactly what's going to be on the menu, I have a few things in mind. I do know I'm stopping at Marie Calanders to get one of their pies... on sale now for only $6. can't beat that!

The Day has FINALLY come!!! Jennifer Lopez's New CD is Out!

Woohooo! I'm leaving work early today to go and buy Jennifer's new cd, Brave! In stores now!

In other Jennifer news, husband Marc Anthony's ex, former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres has indeed confirmed JLO is pregnant! Oh snap... does jennifer and marc know you're spilling the beans? What do you mean Jennifer is pregnant... she doesn't look prego in these pics.. Oh, wait, I lied!!!! She's soooo prego! She just needs to come out and admit it!!!

Monday, October 8, 2007

This is REAL hip hop!

Me still don't likey Kanye as a person, but I think he's a DOPE mc, and you can't forget Mos Def, he's always been one of my favs.

Rock of SUCK!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I loved watching VH1's Rock of Love just as much as I loved watching Flavor of Love, and I love New York, the only thing that differs amongt the 3, is the reunion show. Rock of loves Reunion show sucked balls. I was bored out of my damn mind. When the show first started, the camera zoomed in on all the girls that were there, but why didn't I know who half of them were? Were they even on the show? Lol. Oh, and who the hell was the host? He needs to NOT ever be on another friggin show again. His lame ass "jokes" were embarrassing. GET A NEW JOB FUCKTARD!

The damn blonde bimbos's, Brandi C. and Krista made me want to kill myself. I had to fast forward through that nonsense. The damn baby talk from Brandi C. is exhausting to listen to. My ears were bleeding!

And Dallas FINALLY had her turn to confront Lacey. If you can all remember, Lacey was trying to get Dallas to lose her cool and hit her (if anyone hits another person on the show, they automatically get sent home)... The bitch Lacey kept poking at Dallas. Putting her finger in her face. And just out right being disrespectful. Instead of beating the living crap out of Lacey (that's what I would have done), she just sat there and "tried" to ignore Lacey! Boooooo, we want Pumkin!!!!!!

Of course they brought Rodeo, Brandi M, and Sam down to talk, but it was blah too (even though I love me some Brandi M).

And then, they brought out Heather (can I just tell you, her hair looked great. None of this rats nest from the 80's hairdo. It was actually normal, flat ironed straight), the poor girl is really in love with Bret. They both talked and said they would remain friends, but after Jess came out to tell Bret he made the wrong choice, I'm sure he'll be bumpin uglies with Heather real soon.

It was hella cool of Jess, she said, "Heather, you wear your heart on your sleeve, and you really do love Bret." She then looked at Bret and told him, you made the wrong choice. After watching the show, I realized, you should have picked Heather". Oh snap! I think she's right though, he and Heather work! So, lets all take a moment of silence for the split between Jess and Bret! Ok, that's enough mourning! Bring on Season 2!!!!

What happened to the girl?! Scary

I long for the days of Making the Band 3 where Aubrey O'Day was actually normal. What is it with Hollywood to make all the people go crazy?! (Owen, Britney, Lindsay, and now Aubrey). The poor sap looks like a hot ass mess! Um, is her fake spray tan lotion crap melting off on her shirt? And that hair. Why oh why? Diddy, you need to stop making babies and help this poor girl out.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Future Baby Daddies! They just don't know yet!

When I posted the comment about Pharrell's painting below, it got me thinking about the men that I love so much and yet, they have no idea I exist. That's ok though, when they meet me, they'll fall in love. Muahhh!

Future baby daddy's in no particular order...

He's a hip hop artist, a designer, a skater... how can you not love this man?

Shawn is trippin right now with demanding to be traded, and wanting more money, but I still love him long time!

Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush, where for art thou, reggie bush?!

His eyes are so sexy... as is he! So in love~

Happy Birthday, Ms. Stefani! Rock on with your bad self!

How can you not love her?!

Dora the ExploraChola

This is still my all time favorite. I hate the song, but love the editing!

Soulja Boy Pooh

I guess this song can go with every cartoon. This one cracked me up. Look at Winnie the Pooh. Muahh! If you're interested to see the other videos, they have Barney and Sponge Bob too.

The Lion King-Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Shiz gets old after awhile, but it's still funny to watch

Random Stuff

Lets get down to boyfriend writes for a local (AZ) magazine and also does some freelance writing for another national magazine based out of California called Vapors. Along with writing for those two magazine, he also does writing for an online magazine dedicated to all you sneaker freaks, rad artists, and clothing whores. Hope you enjoy. I have also included the other two magazines websites, so you can check those out as well.

A dear friend of mine forwarded an email to me of an artist from London named Ron Mueck. The pictures are dope, yet scary in a sense. Lol. I just keep imaging them coming to life. eeek. I checked my handy source, and to make sure these photos are real and not tampered with in any way. So amazing! These are just some of my favs. If you want to know more about this amazing artist, then google his ass!


Although I don't like Kanye West as a person, I can't deny the man is a lyrical genius. It was only a matter of time that someone would create a shoe after him. Artist Emanuel Labor created these custome Nike Dunks after the artwork on Kanye's latest cd release, "Graduation". You can spot the bear himself imbeded on the shoe under fur-like material along with the "Kanye" shutter shades that resemble window blinds.

Artist/designer Kaws was hired by my baby daddy number 1 (although he doesn't know it), Pharrell Williams to paint his Miami apartment with a Smurf inspired theme. check it.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Woot! Here I am, Bitches!

This site is dedicated to all the gossip whores, fashionista's, sillygooses, and anyone else who feels like reading it. I'm not a "real" writer, so don't expect any words of wisdom. Forgive me for all the mispelling and improper grammar that I WILL use when writing these blogs. I'm a well rounded person who loves her friends, family, boyfriend, gossip, and tv. I love to have cocktails and spend money. I don't give into trends and I bargain shop. I don't dress to impress, I am who I am. If you want clothing advise, see my girl Hoody two Shoes. I'm an open-minded person, so if you're closed minded, don't bother reading this. I'm all for interracial relationships, gay rights, and all that other political shit! So let the blogging begin...


If by chance you've been living under a rock for the last few days, then you haven't heard that Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids. Oh snap, Gina! It's about fucking time if you ask me. The poor sap needs help. Here's a pic of her cute kiddies emulating their famous-for-all-the-wrong-reasons mother. They're driving around LA without having a license. Oy!!!! Ha, just kidding ya'll... they're with what appears to be their nanny.

Ok, this is all for today. I'm off to my second job! A life of a princess is busy busy. Lol. Ok, a Wannabe princess. Anywho, I'll holla tomorrow! Two fingers in the air. I'm out!