Picture Of The Day

Clitter...Giltter For Your Cooter....

OMG.... This is flippin hilarious!!!!!

Mos Def on Yo Gabba Gabba

All I can say is WOW!!!

Philippine X-Factor

I can't stop laughing.....this tranny makes real horse sounds during his/her performance on Philippine X-Factor... HILARIOUS!

Um, Really?

I don't know how to take this. I was strolling the toy isle at Target, when I saw this black Barbie. Read what it says: "She's Black. She's beautiful. She's Dynamite.".... um, wow, if that isn't some stereotypical slang from the 70's, I don't know what is. Although, Black is beautiful...I'm still a little disturbed.

Now You See It Now You Don't

While in the club last night, I started walking back from the bathroom when I noticed that my left shoe was feeling a little uneven. I was "limping" rather than walking.... when I got back to our area I took off my shoe and what the freak did I see??? My heel was missing!!! LMAO... I started to panic, what was I going to do? It was early in the night, it was my girls birthday, it's not like I could just leave since I wasn't the one driving... I thought I was going to have to sit the whole night and not move. Thankfully Fascinations adult shop was right next door. I ran, well rather limped over and got myself a new pair of shoes. That was my "mentos" commercial for the year. do you have one?

Rookie Is That You?

My cousin Dom ran across this when he was getting some music off some dudes myspace page. There's an eerie resemblance.

Randomness....

Today I was out running mad errands...Grocery Shopping, Target, Christmas shopping, etc. and here are just a few weird things I saw on my journey.

This guy had this dog kennel attached to the back of his bike... and there was a big ass dog in the back of it. Was pretty hilarious!


And then in the parking lot at Target while I was waiting in the car for Jennifer Lopez's, Louboutins song to end, I saw this little old lady who had to be about 100 years old try to park her car. Although the parking job doesn't look too bad in the pic, it did take her about 4 tries to park it all the while I was laughing and praying that she wouldn't side swipe my car!!!! LMAO

Knee Warmers??

Consider yourselves warned. As sported at Vanessa Bruno – Spring/ Summer 2010. It's an interesting twist on fashion, but shoot why not, right? I mean we've seen leg warmers, arm warmers, even the fingerless glove.... I think I'm all for this, especially since this will hide peoples knees...we all know I hate the look of knees LOL. I may be rocking this look tonight!

The Thing I Hate Most on People is...

KNEES! I know they're a necessity and I'm thankful for mine, but I think they are so damn ugly!!!!! No offense to any of these women in the pics because they're all gorgeous, but look at their knees.....UGGO!

Lil Mama Who??

With all the controversy surrounding Kanye West at last night's VMA's not many people are talking about another idiot who jumped on stage when she wasn't supposed to. We all know what Kanye did was not only inappropriate but just plain rude. But I'm not referring to him, I'm referring to Lil Mama. Now I can't stand this bitch, and this little stunt she pulled last night only makes me dislike her more. During Jay-Z and Alicia Keys performance of Empire State of Mind (these are two of the greatest artists on stage at this moment), dumbass decides to jump on stage and try to pose with them and shit. Who does that??? Well besides Kanye?!

While Jay was ending his final "Empire State of Mind" verse, Mama came up from her seat in the crowd onto the stage and started bobbing her head to the beat. Jay looked surprised but continued to bop to the beat and even kept rapping. Hov patted Mama on the leg to fall back and even threw in a quick joke, saying, "You T-Paining right now," while Keys finished her chorus.

Fabolous got in on the Twitter fun with a few updates. "#Lilmamais the bird that flew outta Lady Gaga's nest on her face!!" - That shit right there was hilarious!!! Fab is a G for that comment.

Here's the video if you wanna see it again. Check her lurking around the stage at the 5:06 mark and then staring him down like she's a flippin stalker, and check HOV hitting her leg at the 5:13 mark to back the fuck up. LOL

Jay-Z - New Music - More Music Videos

Say It Aint So

Ron Artest has signed with my lovable Lakers and in return, they gave up Trevor Ariza....WHY GOD WHY????

Shoot, it looks like Kobe is none to pleased either. LOL

Got Cameltoe??

You know that W shape you get where your cooter is sticking out in tight pants? If you don't want everyone to see your cooter lips, then
Cuchini got your back/toe! These cushioned pads ($15) to stick in your panties when you got that prominent pucker.

1. Smoothes the ridges of a woman's mon pubis area.
2. Keeps undergarments clean. (what the fuck?)
3. Can be used with or without underwear.

LaLa Defends Herself & Her Man

Former MTV VJ, La La was at her baby daddy's (Carmelo Anthony) basketball game when she got into a physical and verbal argument with one of the fans... evidently the fan made racial slurs and just plain rude and inappropriate comments that set La La off..

Barbie is Tatted Up

Barbie maker, Mattel, released "Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie" and parents are in an uproar. Even in this day and age, when parents and kids are watching Miami or L.A Ink and looking up to women like Kat Von D of L.A Ink, you'd think parents wouldn't be so upset, but I guess not. I bet these same parents that are bitching, allow their kids to get those fake tats you find at the grocery store. What's the big deal??

"Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie" comes with a set of body art stickers to be placed anywhere on her body.
The set also comes with a tattoo gun so kids can stamp designs on themselves.
Manufacturer Mattel says the tattoos for children are temporary and wash off.

Shoot, I want one.

Joe Arpaio's Chain Gang

I was coming off the freeway the other day and I saw a real life chain gang. And it was a women's chain gang!! Now I've only seen them in movies, so I was a little excited to see this in person. I know that's kinda messed up to be excited at other people's expense, but whatever, I didn't do the crime. I am way too cute to go to jail or prison. No thank you!

Bullet Proof Bathtub

This will be good once 2012 comes!!!! Get it here

A Christmas Story Band-Aid

These A Christmas Story-themed Band-Aids are perfect for healing your holiday wounds—unless you shoot your eye out with a bb gun. The bandages come in three styles: the pink bunny suit, the Red Ryder BB gun and the fragile leg lamp.
$6 here

Vodka Ice Cream!?!?

Forget the flask, no one will suspect you're a drunk if you sip your favorite adult beverage from one of these...

$6 http://www.sporks.com/Product.aspx?pid=271&catid=3

Too funny to pass up!

Really? A hoodie to hold your beverage of choice. This brings out the major LOL's!